The Clog: Another DUI

Well, It's my first real Clog for Blogspot



Let's kick this pig! (i guess PeTA won't be too happy about that)



A guy in Adrian, Michigan was charged with DUI after drinking 2 bottles of wine, cutting through a snowstorm on his lawnmower, and driving down the center of the street to reach the liquor store. You cannot make this stuff up.



Iraq has a new national flag. Again. And once again, everyone hates it. Check it out and tell me what you think.



Scientists hope the cure for criminal behavior in youths is more fish oil in their diet. This oughta work well.



A New York state employee was arrested for stealing historical documents and putting them up for sale on Ebay. The person was quoted as saying "I got the idea after seeing what Bush has done with the constitution".



A German airline is one-upping Hooters Airlines by introducing totally nude flights. You'll still be stuck sitting next to a sweaty 300 pounder, though.



A man in Charleston was arrested for stealing from parking meters. He would have gotten away with it if his drill wasn't plugged into the Capitol Police guardhouse.



This just in: The Romero Institute reports that some people leave REALLY long voicemails



Not news: Eight people started a brawl in Flint, Michigan. News: At a Chuck E Chees. Beholed the power of cheese...and pepper spray.



No need to watch the Super Bowl -- according to the Boston Globe, the Pats have already won



Angry 10-year old? Check. Attempt to poison his family? Check. Locked in a crap-filled dog crate by grandma? Wait a sec, who the hell wrote this checklist?



The Bush administration has dropped a program to distribute anti-radiation pills to citizens who live near nuclear reactors citing their ineffectiveness during "The Pepsi Syndrome" of the late 70's



Thanks to recent record foreclosure rates, it is now possible to buy a house for less than the price of a big-screen TV. Sure, it's in Cleveland, but still



Rudy Giuliani has dropped his bd for the 2008 presidency and is now endorsing John McCain. When asked for a comment, the former NYC mayor replied: "9/11"




That's all the good stuff from yesterday. Read again tommorrow, when i'll add a bonus bit that you won't find on the Myspace version and i'll add a bonus bit on myspace that you won't find here.

The Clog: HELLO, WORLD!

Hello, I'm Stretch, and this is The Clog. Actually, this isn't my first time posting The Clog on the internet. The clog started out as a tiny little blog (about one paragraph) every day. Normally on some trivial subject. Over time it grew and grew, untill i took it down, and replaced it with my daily rants. I did a bunch of those. After a while they became quite popular. One of them actually got 50 hits in one day. Pretty good for some loser's blog. After a while of looking for new sources for my topics, i found a differant site than the regular one, and now I run the clog 5 days a week and, occasionally, a rant about what pissed me off that particular day. Or however it turns out. So, that's the history of The Clog so far. Have fun reading further editions of my blog.

Clogging the tubes of the internet since 2006
-Stretch D