Monday, March 31, 2008

The Clog: A break in the writer's block (IT'S A RANT)

Ok, it's been a while since my last post, but what are you going to do. Writer's block set in, and it stayed for a while. But now i have somthing really good planned for all three of you who read my blog.

IT'S A RANT!

where to start...oh yes, the coffee.

To those who know me at all, I hate to wake up naturally, so i love coffee. Being Canadian, i love a double-double. Today, however, I was duped into going to somewhere other than Tim Horton's. So i got a coffee, put in my cream and sugar, and left. Apparently, without my knowing, the place left their cream out for a little longer than the best before date. So, i took the first sip of my coffee, only to find a chunk of CHEESE! there were 20 or so bits of FUCKING CHEESE in my coffee. I wanted coffee, not poutine! i would have ordered poutine if i wanted it.

anyway, i also have a rant on Earth Hour on saturday:

This was a MASSIVE waste of time. If you live in Canada, between 8:00 and 9:00 (earth hour) on a saturday is normally a HOCKEY GAME, and nobody wants to turn off the tv in the middle of it. And to all of you people who are championing the environment: SCREW YOU ASSHOLES! Here's a fact: People who are making lots and lots of money from fossil fuels want to keep making lots and lots of money from fossil fuels. They're not going to say 'hey, enough of this oil thing...LET'S GROW CORN!'. Oh, here's another thing: HYBRIDS ARE A JOKE!. Let's say you live in a city like Toronto. The only gas station that also dispences ethanol is in Guelph. And by the time you go out to Guelph to get the gas/ethanol and come halfway back, you're going to need gas again. and the cycle repeats. So basically, you'd have to return to Guelph 12 times to get home, and guelph is living hell!

oh, and to the asshole who idled his car for an hour on the street, SCREW YOU TOO. I don't want to be biased towards the tree-huggers or the Oil maniacs.

Fence-sitters rule