NEWS FLASH!
sorry for skimping out last week
NEWS FLASH!
Disney has just aquired Wide Load and Bungee studios. Wide Load was behind...whatever they were behind. Bungee are the geniuses behind Halo.
So Master Cheif is saving it for marriage.
Aparentlee twodaee is internashionul literasee daee
And some interesting news on the possible Health Reform in the US. Before I start, NO I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT DEATH PANELS! THEY AREN'T IN THE FUCKING BILL! The death panels are part of a stupid and unsophisticated debate that is distracting us from the real issue.
23 house Democrats are saying they will vote 'No' on Healthcare Reform. Which is dumb because re-structuring the healthcare system has a good chance of stimulating the economy.
There are 3 options the government are considering:
1: Create a government-run health insurance company. Everyone can buy into it, and poor people pay less than rich people. This government run insurer could negotiate lower costs for procedures and cut down on the number of procedures used. The private companies hate this idea because more people would go for the public option than the private option. The public option however, will not completely eclipse private insurance companies as can be seen in Canada where we still have private health insurance companies who are doing pretty well.
2: Create non-profit insurers to compete with the private insurers. The non-profit organisations will then have more insentive to work for the patients they represent than the shareholders in the company. The downside of this is that there's still a ton of people who have no health insurance whatsoever.
3: Status quo. These are the people who are complaining about socialism. There's already a fair amount of socialism in The States. Socialist highways, Socialist schools, Socialist military. You're willing to Socialise the military, but not healthcare. We'll pretend that you're making sense on that one.
And that's all the news I felt was worthwhile to report on.
I leave you with Monty Cantsin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3qRibvQgGE)
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Monday, August 31, 2009
Local nerd bawws over comics
MORE HOLY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES! TWO CLOGS IN A 72 HOUR PERIOD!
DOES THIS MEAN IT'S COMING BACK?
My guess is yes.
But I have a new camera I want to play around with, so I'm going to cut this one a little short
LET'S KICK THIS PIG!
The Disney Corperation (You know...bad cartoons, crap shows, terrible singers, long line of sluts) bought out Marvel Comics (You know...Spiderman, Wolverine, The Hulk) for $4 Billion (You know...Jackson, Grant, Benjamin). Now as much as I love comics, which actually isn't all that much, I think that this is a terrible idea. Unless Disney stays out of Marvel's shit, in which case, I can live with it. The last thing I want to see is Deadpool with a purity ring, or Spider-man saving Hannah Montana. Though I wouldn't mind seeing The Punisher emptying a few rounds into the Jonas Brothers.
For some reason, Marvel as another part of this large, family oriented company (with Christian overtones becoming more common) doesn't sit well with me. Alot of Marvel characters aren't all that...family friendly, like The Punisher or Deadpool. I don't think Marvel is gonna get rid of them just because the most hardcore disney will ever get is PG, but I don't want to say goodbye to them entirely.
So there are three things I still want to know:
1/Does Stan Lee still have some sort of control in the company?
Stan Lee started the brand, And I would hope he has some sort of role in the company
2/Will Disney ruin the Marvel Knights brand?
Marvel Knights were marvels darker characters, the ones who were allowed to break the CCA rules. Will Disney make them a little squeeky-cleaner?
3/Will the fans agree with this decision?
In theory the fans could completely turn their backs on Marvel because of this. I can probably guess that there are 10-20 groups on social networking sites working to brink Marvel back to its roots.
That's the most interesting news I had, as most Government bodies are on holiday.
DOES THIS MEAN IT'S COMING BACK?
My guess is yes.
But I have a new camera I want to play around with, so I'm going to cut this one a little short
LET'S KICK THIS PIG!
The Disney Corperation (You know...bad cartoons, crap shows, terrible singers, long line of sluts) bought out Marvel Comics (You know...Spiderman, Wolverine, The Hulk) for $4 Billion (You know...Jackson, Grant, Benjamin). Now as much as I love comics, which actually isn't all that much, I think that this is a terrible idea. Unless Disney stays out of Marvel's shit, in which case, I can live with it. The last thing I want to see is Deadpool with a purity ring, or Spider-man saving Hannah Montana. Though I wouldn't mind seeing The Punisher emptying a few rounds into the Jonas Brothers.
For some reason, Marvel as another part of this large, family oriented company (with Christian overtones becoming more common) doesn't sit well with me. Alot of Marvel characters aren't all that...family friendly, like The Punisher or Deadpool. I don't think Marvel is gonna get rid of them just because the most hardcore disney will ever get is PG, but I don't want to say goodbye to them entirely.
So there are three things I still want to know:
1/Does Stan Lee still have some sort of control in the company?
Stan Lee started the brand, And I would hope he has some sort of role in the company
2/Will Disney ruin the Marvel Knights brand?
Marvel Knights were marvels darker characters, the ones who were allowed to break the CCA rules. Will Disney make them a little squeeky-cleaner?
3/Will the fans agree with this decision?
In theory the fans could completely turn their backs on Marvel because of this. I can probably guess that there are 10-20 groups on social networking sites working to brink Marvel back to its roots.
That's the most interesting news I had, as most Government bodies are on holiday.
Saturday, August 29, 2009
...What's going on here?
INTERNETS! I know I haven't been the best blogger lately. You guys haven't been the best readers lately. Probably because of my lack of blogging, as can be seen in my other three pages that are failing miserably...like The Rant, which was categorised as spam, or Anonymous Thought, which was back in my days of analysing the internet for something...can't remember what. And then there was Don't Panic, which I actually enjoyed a little. Then I realised that I was an idiot trying to become this underground hero. Don't Panic is still running (though I think I'll change the name) but it's completely different. I'm currently using Don't Panic for my fiction writing, which I might add might be gaining some momentum. I know there's only four parts and I have it written up to part eight, but I'm re-working part five so it doesn't seem so incongruous with the rest. So check it out: http://10thousandmonkeys.blogspot.com/
I apologise for my last blog, In which I attempted to be Hunter S. Thompson. I wasn't feeling too great and I haven't been for a while. Hopefully writing this will improve my current state of mind.
TL;DR
HOLY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES! THIS IS THE CLOG!
It only makes sense that the first story to be reported on in the new and improved Clog is alcohol-related.
Studys in Norway show that Teatotallers are more likely to be depressed than alcoholics. Apparently it has long been recognised that excessive alcohol consumption can lead to poor physical and mental health. However, there has been mounting evidence that low levels of alcohol consumption may also be associated with poor mental health possibly due to abstainers having other health problems or being reformed heavy drinkers. So, keep drinking. It's more likely to make the voices go away. Then again, these studys are from Norway, and the #1 export from norway is metal (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kSWboQPAwU) Just look at all those happy faces.
Since I'm canadian and summer is coming to a close, I think it's time that I shamelessly promote the Canadian National Exhibition in Toronto. Why should my non-Canadian readers stop by the CNE this year? 3 words:
Chocolate
Covered
Bacon
Not to mention the various other deep fried delicacies.
Finally, in internatonal news:
A North Korean ship bound for Iran was seized by UAE and contained rocket launchers, detonators, RPGs and blow-up dolls. Countries linked include Australia, France, Italy,and China. Those bastards, all of them. The shipment of such items would be violating an embargo on munitions shipping from a communist country. But we all know, Kim Jong Il isn't known for playing by the rules. Kim Jong Il is one bad muthafucka.
That's all for this edition of The Clog. Pissing off North Korea so you don't have to.
Special thanks go to faithful reader Rob, for inspiring me to continue clogging the tubes of the internet.
As if anyone actually reads this crap.
I apologise for my last blog, In which I attempted to be Hunter S. Thompson. I wasn't feeling too great and I haven't been for a while. Hopefully writing this will improve my current state of mind.
TL;DR
HOLY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES! THIS IS THE CLOG!
It only makes sense that the first story to be reported on in the new and improved Clog is alcohol-related.
Studys in Norway show that Teatotallers are more likely to be depressed than alcoholics. Apparently it has long been recognised that excessive alcohol consumption can lead to poor physical and mental health. However, there has been mounting evidence that low levels of alcohol consumption may also be associated with poor mental health possibly due to abstainers having other health problems or being reformed heavy drinkers. So, keep drinking. It's more likely to make the voices go away. Then again, these studys are from Norway, and the #1 export from norway is metal (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kSWboQPAwU) Just look at all those happy faces.
Since I'm canadian and summer is coming to a close, I think it's time that I shamelessly promote the Canadian National Exhibition in Toronto. Why should my non-Canadian readers stop by the CNE this year? 3 words:
Chocolate
Covered
Bacon
Not to mention the various other deep fried delicacies.
Finally, in internatonal news:
A North Korean ship bound for Iran was seized by UAE and contained rocket launchers, detonators, RPGs and blow-up dolls. Countries linked include Australia, France, Italy,and China. Those bastards, all of them. The shipment of such items would be violating an embargo on munitions shipping from a communist country. But we all know, Kim Jong Il isn't known for playing by the rules. Kim Jong Il is one bad muthafucka.
That's all for this edition of The Clog. Pissing off North Korea so you don't have to.
Special thanks go to faithful reader Rob, for inspiring me to continue clogging the tubes of the internet.
As if anyone actually reads this crap.
Friday, April 3, 2009
The Clog Papers: The 2008 Presidential Race Was A Gimmick
I didn't support either of the candidates, but that's just because I support the Rhinoceros Party. Both parties were running on the gimmick of making history. Have the first African-American President, or the first female Vice-President. Looking back, you can tell that all eyes were on Obama. I had a little hope that perhaps Dennis Kusinich could win the nomination and perhaps bring back the Clinton-style government. A more laid back government. But that's not the point.
I must admit that the last time we've seen a U.S. President or even a politician so prominent in the public eye was in the days of John F. Kennedy, or possibly in the days of Trudeau. But, then again, we didn't see JFK or Trudeau on T-shirts worn by all the "thugz" out on the street, and more to the point, worn by "thugz" outside of the United States. Americans should have their Obama privileges taken away untill they can learn to treat their president like a politician and not like a celebrity.
I like what Hillary and Barack did when running for the Democratic nomination. It was such a flimsy and hollow scheme that I doubt most of you will remember it. Both decided to trace their family trees and come up with some relationship to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Why on earth would we care? I know why. The majority of the voting public were either part of the Generation of Swine, or were the children of the Generation of Swine. These are people who wanted to see a big popularity contest instead of an election.
I may seem to be anti-Obama, but remember, I didn't like either candidate and I support the Rhinoceros party. I have nothing to go after for John McCain. Everything he did has already been shot to pieces by the media, the majority of which was left-bias. He tried to compete with Obama by brining up the possibility of making history with the firs female vice-president. A move we all called stupid. But, if you look at the gimmick he had to compete with, it seems less idiotic. I can't believe I'm going easy on the Republicans, either. I can go after them by saying how they helped the downward spiral of the economy and made the majority of the world hate America, but that's already been done. I try to keep it original.
"Buy my soda!" said the Moose Diarrhea Salesman. And we did. We all did. But when we got it home and opened up the package, it was not what they said it was. And rather than chucking it all and searching for something better, we're content with looking for another Moose Diarrhea Salesman.
I must admit that the last time we've seen a U.S. President or even a politician so prominent in the public eye was in the days of John F. Kennedy, or possibly in the days of Trudeau. But, then again, we didn't see JFK or Trudeau on T-shirts worn by all the "thugz" out on the street, and more to the point, worn by "thugz" outside of the United States. Americans should have their Obama privileges taken away untill they can learn to treat their president like a politician and not like a celebrity.
I like what Hillary and Barack did when running for the Democratic nomination. It was such a flimsy and hollow scheme that I doubt most of you will remember it. Both decided to trace their family trees and come up with some relationship to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Why on earth would we care? I know why. The majority of the voting public were either part of the Generation of Swine, or were the children of the Generation of Swine. These are people who wanted to see a big popularity contest instead of an election.
I may seem to be anti-Obama, but remember, I didn't like either candidate and I support the Rhinoceros party. I have nothing to go after for John McCain. Everything he did has already been shot to pieces by the media, the majority of which was left-bias. He tried to compete with Obama by brining up the possibility of making history with the firs female vice-president. A move we all called stupid. But, if you look at the gimmick he had to compete with, it seems less idiotic. I can't believe I'm going easy on the Republicans, either. I can go after them by saying how they helped the downward spiral of the economy and made the majority of the world hate America, but that's already been done. I try to keep it original.
"Buy my soda!" said the Moose Diarrhea Salesman. And we did. We all did. But when we got it home and opened up the package, it was not what they said it was. And rather than chucking it all and searching for something better, we're content with looking for another Moose Diarrhea Salesman.
Sunday, February 15, 2009
The Official Food of Atheism
The bacon cheeseburger should become the official food of atheism. Eating a bacon cheeseburger is breaking several religious rules. The consumption of the bacon breaks rules of Judaism and Islam. The beef breaks the rules of Hindic religions. The meat in general breaks the rules of Buddhism. If done correctly, It breaks the rules of the Catholic church. The bacon cheeseburger is the perfict food for athiests.
The bacon in the bacon cheeseburger breaks the rules of two rules of Judaism. Jewish peoples are not allowed to eat any meat of pork. Jewish peoples believe that Satan conjured himself into a pig, and eating pork is like taking in the devil. Also, the cheese in the cheeseburger added to the pork creates conflict with the Kashrut (no pork with kosher products). Pork also conflicts with Islamic beliefs. The bacon cheeseburger conflicts with Jewish and Islamic rules.
The beef in the bacon cheeseburger conflicts with Hindic Religions, and Buddhsm. Hindic peoples believe that cows are sacred, and it is a grave sin to kill a cow, take part in it's slaughter, or eat it's flesh. Cows also hold place in several religious rituals. The beef also conflicts with Busddhsm. They believe it is wrong to take life from a sentient creature. This ties in to the beef, as the cow had to be killed to produce the beef. This also conflicts with bacon. The beef used to make a bacon cheeseburger is in conflict with Hindic Religions and Buddhism.
The Catholic church disapproves of eating meat on fridays. Therefore, if a bacon cheeseburger is eaten on a friday it conflicts with all the major religions, and various sects of the major religions.
The bacon cheeseburger is in conflict with almost all major religions, and the various sects of those religions. This makes the "banquet burger" a prime contender for official foods of Atheism.
The bacon in the bacon cheeseburger breaks the rules of two rules of Judaism. Jewish peoples are not allowed to eat any meat of pork. Jewish peoples believe that Satan conjured himself into a pig, and eating pork is like taking in the devil. Also, the cheese in the cheeseburger added to the pork creates conflict with the Kashrut (no pork with kosher products). Pork also conflicts with Islamic beliefs. The bacon cheeseburger conflicts with Jewish and Islamic rules.
The beef in the bacon cheeseburger conflicts with Hindic Religions, and Buddhsm. Hindic peoples believe that cows are sacred, and it is a grave sin to kill a cow, take part in it's slaughter, or eat it's flesh. Cows also hold place in several religious rituals. The beef also conflicts with Busddhsm. They believe it is wrong to take life from a sentient creature. This ties in to the beef, as the cow had to be killed to produce the beef. This also conflicts with bacon. The beef used to make a bacon cheeseburger is in conflict with Hindic Religions and Buddhism.
The Catholic church disapproves of eating meat on fridays. Therefore, if a bacon cheeseburger is eaten on a friday it conflicts with all the major religions, and various sects of the major religions.
The bacon cheeseburger is in conflict with almost all major religions, and the various sects of those religions. This makes the "banquet burger" a prime contender for official foods of Atheism.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Coming out of the shadows, and back into the row just under "cult favourites"
Anyone still checking back to see if there's a new clog?
Well...My life's going nowhere, so I think the clog may return.
I swear, I go away for about a year and all of a sudden the big news stories start popping up like dasies.
What did I miss (in no chronological order):
Barack Obama becomes the first black Prez of the U.S.
- I get it, CNN. Barack Obama's a black guy. It's not fucking news.
Josef Fritzl locks his daughter in the basement and rapes her for 24 years
- Fuck you, Fritzel. Burn in hell, you sick fuck.
John McCain chooses Sarah Palin as a running mate
- Dumbest decision ever. Were you even trying?
I try to run two blogs again
- Became a bit of a rebel, and posted an anarchist blog...that nobody reads
Youtube goes live
- Great! now I can see the dramatic hamster and 2 girls 1 cup LIVE!*
*denotes sarcasm
2009!
- another year I spend alone and accomplish nothing.
Government bailouts galore!
- Auto industry, Insurance agencies, Banks...the porn industry. Perhaps Canada can apply for a bailout...
Canadian Election!
- We got fucked over
Canadian Coallation Government!
- Mr.Harper hides behind his desk...then tries to get everyone to pass the budget.
that's all I have to say
Well...My life's going nowhere, so I think the clog may return.
I swear, I go away for about a year and all of a sudden the big news stories start popping up like dasies.
What did I miss (in no chronological order):
Barack Obama becomes the first black Prez of the U.S.
- I get it, CNN. Barack Obama's a black guy. It's not fucking news.
Josef Fritzl locks his daughter in the basement and rapes her for 24 years
- Fuck you, Fritzel. Burn in hell, you sick fuck.
John McCain chooses Sarah Palin as a running mate
- Dumbest decision ever. Were you even trying?
I try to run two blogs again
- Became a bit of a rebel, and posted an anarchist blog...that nobody reads
Youtube goes live
- Great! now I can see the dramatic hamster and 2 girls 1 cup LIVE!*
*denotes sarcasm
2009!
- another year I spend alone and accomplish nothing.
Government bailouts galore!
- Auto industry, Insurance agencies, Banks...the porn industry. Perhaps Canada can apply for a bailout...
Canadian Election!
- We got fucked over
Canadian Coallation Government!
- Mr.Harper hides behind his desk...then tries to get everyone to pass the budget.
that's all I have to say
Saturday, June 28, 2008
The Rant: Ever notice
Ever notice how dirty the denny's menu is....
Think about it: The Meat Lover's scramble, The Lumberjack scramble...If you think about it, Moons Over My Hammy sounds dirty. Why are so many Denny's menus so goddamn dirty. Are they trying to get us to buy that crappy food. They say the food is as good as it looks....they aren't lying. Perhaps they want us to begin using denny's items as euphemisms.
Ever notice all the wierd names out there...
A guy by the name of Variable....that's his name...Variable...Decided he wanted to change his name to Fuck Censorship, but the courts denied his name change. Personally, i think that Fuck Censorship is a great name, if you're sombody fighting for freedom of speech. It's also great if you happen to be playing baseball when Abbot and Costello are around. Who's on first? Fuck.
It's also great if you like being insulted. "hey, you fuck". If you think that's a good name, you should see the one he had before Variable. Snaphappy Fishsuit Mokiligon.
Notice the high gas prices.....
Apparently the Amish are beginning to feel the sting of high gas prices.....no punchline needed.
I regret to inform the fan(s) that i'm packing up the clog, and leaving. However, I will open up a new blog on a different site.
Think about it: The Meat Lover's scramble, The Lumberjack scramble...If you think about it, Moons Over My Hammy sounds dirty. Why are so many Denny's menus so goddamn dirty. Are they trying to get us to buy that crappy food. They say the food is as good as it looks....they aren't lying. Perhaps they want us to begin using denny's items as euphemisms.
Ever notice all the wierd names out there...
A guy by the name of Variable....that's his name...Variable...Decided he wanted to change his name to Fuck Censorship, but the courts denied his name change. Personally, i think that Fuck Censorship is a great name, if you're sombody fighting for freedom of speech. It's also great if you happen to be playing baseball when Abbot and Costello are around. Who's on first? Fuck.
It's also great if you like being insulted. "hey, you fuck". If you think that's a good name, you should see the one he had before Variable. Snaphappy Fishsuit Mokiligon.
Notice the high gas prices.....
Apparently the Amish are beginning to feel the sting of high gas prices.....no punchline needed.
I regret to inform the fan(s) that i'm packing up the clog, and leaving. However, I will open up a new blog on a different site.
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