Monday, August 31, 2009

Local nerd bawws over comics

MORE HOLY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES! TWO CLOGS IN A 72 HOUR PERIOD!
DOES THIS MEAN IT'S COMING BACK?

My guess is yes.

But I have a new camera I want to play around with, so I'm going to cut this one a little short

LET'S KICK THIS PIG!

The Disney Corperation (You know...bad cartoons, crap shows, terrible singers, long line of sluts) bought out Marvel Comics (You know...Spiderman, Wolverine, The Hulk) for $4 Billion (You know...Jackson, Grant, Benjamin). Now as much as I love comics, which actually isn't all that much, I think that this is a terrible idea. Unless Disney stays out of Marvel's shit, in which case, I can live with it. The last thing I want to see is Deadpool with a purity ring, or Spider-man saving Hannah Montana. Though I wouldn't mind seeing The Punisher emptying a few rounds into the Jonas Brothers.

For some reason, Marvel as another part of this large, family oriented company (with Christian overtones becoming more common) doesn't sit well with me. Alot of Marvel characters aren't all that...family friendly, like The Punisher or Deadpool. I don't think Marvel is gonna get rid of them just because the most hardcore disney will ever get is PG, but I don't want to say goodbye to them entirely.

So there are three things I still want to know:
1/Does Stan Lee still have some sort of control in the company?
Stan Lee started the brand, And I would hope he has some sort of role in the company
2/Will Disney ruin the Marvel Knights brand?
Marvel Knights were marvels darker characters, the ones who were allowed to break the CCA rules. Will Disney make them a little squeeky-cleaner?
3/Will the fans agree with this decision?
In theory the fans could completely turn their backs on Marvel because of this. I can probably guess that there are 10-20 groups on social networking sites working to brink Marvel back to its roots.

That's the most interesting news I had, as most Government bodies are on holiday.

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