Sunday, February 15, 2009

The Official Food of Atheism

The bacon cheeseburger should become the official food of atheism. Eating a bacon cheeseburger is breaking several religious rules. The consumption of the bacon breaks rules of Judaism and Islam. The beef breaks the rules of Hindic religions. The meat in general breaks the rules of Buddhism. If done correctly, It breaks the rules of the Catholic church. The bacon cheeseburger is the perfict food for athiests.

The bacon in the bacon cheeseburger breaks the rules of two rules of Judaism. Jewish peoples are not allowed to eat any meat of pork. Jewish peoples believe that Satan conjured himself into a pig, and eating pork is like taking in the devil. Also, the cheese in the cheeseburger added to the pork creates conflict with the Kashrut (no pork with kosher products). Pork also conflicts with Islamic beliefs. The bacon cheeseburger conflicts with Jewish and Islamic rules.

The beef in the bacon cheeseburger conflicts with Hindic Religions, and Buddhsm. Hindic peoples believe that cows are sacred, and it is a grave sin to kill a cow, take part in it's slaughter, or eat it's flesh. Cows also hold place in several religious rituals. The beef also conflicts with Busddhsm. They believe it is wrong to take life from a sentient creature. This ties in to the beef, as the cow had to be killed to produce the beef. This also conflicts with bacon. The beef used to make a bacon cheeseburger is in conflict with Hindic Religions and Buddhism.

The Catholic church disapproves of eating meat on fridays. Therefore, if a bacon cheeseburger is eaten on a friday it conflicts with all the major religions, and various sects of the major religions.

The bacon cheeseburger is in conflict with almost all major religions, and the various sects of those religions. This makes the "banquet burger" a prime contender for official foods of Atheism.