Coming out of the shadows, and back into the row just under "cult favourites"

Anyone still checking back to see if there's a new clog?

Well...My life's going nowhere, so I think the clog may return.

I swear, I go away for about a year and all of a sudden the big news stories start popping up like dasies.

What did I miss (in no chronological order):

Barack Obama becomes the first black Prez of the U.S.
- I get it, CNN. Barack Obama's a black guy. It's not fucking news.

Josef Fritzl locks his daughter in the basement and rapes her for 24 years
- Fuck you, Fritzel. Burn in hell, you sick fuck.

John McCain chooses Sarah Palin as a running mate
- Dumbest decision ever. Were you even trying?

I try to run two blogs again
- Became a bit of a rebel, and posted an anarchist blog...that nobody reads

Youtube goes live
- Great! now I can see the dramatic hamster and 2 girls 1 cup LIVE!*
*denotes sarcasm

2009!
- another year I spend alone and accomplish nothing.

Government bailouts galore!
- Auto industry, Insurance agencies, Banks...the porn industry. Perhaps Canada can apply for a bailout...

Canadian Election!
- We got fucked over

Canadian Coallation Government!
- Mr.Harper hides behind his desk...then tries to get everyone to pass the budget.

that's all I have to say