...What's going on here?

INTERNETS! I know I haven't been the best blogger lately. You guys haven't been the best readers lately. Probably because of my lack of blogging, as can be seen in my other three pages that are failing miserably...like The Rant, which was categorised as spam, or Anonymous Thought, which was back in my days of analysing the internet for something...can't remember what. And then there was Don't Panic, which I actually enjoyed a little. Then I realised that I was an idiot trying to become this underground hero. Don't Panic is still running (though I think I'll change the name) but it's completely different. I'm currently using Don't Panic for my fiction writing, which I might add might be gaining some momentum. I know there's only four parts and I have it written up to part eight, but I'm re-working part five so it doesn't seem so incongruous with the rest. So check it out: http://10thousandmonkeys.blogspot.com/

I apologise for my last blog, In which I attempted to be Hunter S. Thompson. I wasn't feeling too great and I haven't been for a while. Hopefully writing this will improve my current state of mind.

TL;DR
HOLY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES! THIS IS THE CLOG!

It only makes sense that the first story to be reported on in the new and improved Clog is alcohol-related.
Studys in Norway show that Teatotallers are more likely to be depressed than alcoholics. Apparently it has long been recognised that excessive alcohol consumption can lead to poor physical and mental health. However, there has been mounting evidence that low levels of alcohol consumption may also be associated with poor mental health possibly due to abstainers having other health problems or being reformed heavy drinkers. So, keep drinking. It's more likely to make the voices go away. Then again, these studys are from Norway, and the #1 export from norway is metal (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kSWboQPAwU) Just look at all those happy faces.

Since I'm canadian and summer is coming to a close, I think it's time that I shamelessly promote the Canadian National Exhibition in Toronto. Why should my non-Canadian readers stop by the CNE this year? 3 words:
Chocolate
Covered
Bacon
Not to mention the various other deep fried delicacies.

Finally, in internatonal news:

A North Korean ship bound for Iran was seized by UAE and contained rocket launchers, detonators, RPGs and blow-up dolls. Countries linked include Australia, France, Italy,and China. Those bastards, all of them. The shipment of such items would be violating an embargo on munitions shipping from a communist country. But we all know, Kim Jong Il isn't known for playing by the rules. Kim Jong Il is one bad muthafucka.

That's all for this edition of The Clog. Pissing off North Korea so you don't have to.

Special thanks go to faithful reader Rob, for inspiring me to continue clogging the tubes of the internet.

As if anyone actually reads this crap.