The Rant: Ever notice

Ever notice how dirty the denny's menu is....



Think about it: The Meat Lover's scramble, The Lumberjack scramble...If you think about it, Moons Over My Hammy sounds dirty. Why are so many Denny's menus so goddamn dirty. Are they trying to get us to buy that crappy food. They say the food is as good as it looks....they aren't lying. Perhaps they want us to begin using denny's items as euphemisms.



Ever notice all the wierd names out there...



A guy by the name of Variable....that's his name...Variable...Decided he wanted to change his name to Fuck Censorship, but the courts denied his name change. Personally, i think that Fuck Censorship is a great name, if you're sombody fighting for freedom of speech. It's also great if you happen to be playing baseball when Abbot and Costello are around. Who's on first? Fuck.

It's also great if you like being insulted. "hey, you fuck". If you think that's a good name, you should see the one he had before Variable. Snaphappy Fishsuit Mokiligon.





Notice the high gas prices.....



Apparently the Amish are beginning to feel the sting of high gas prices.....no punchline needed.






I regret to inform the fan(s) that i'm packing up the clog, and leaving. However, I will open up a new blog on a different site.